Before we get into our featured product today, we want to provide all of the men out there with a public service announcement. If you’re thinking about earning some extra money, please don’t ever become a bathroom attendant. If there was a ranking system for the creepiest professions, the bathroom attendant would be up towards the top. You display cologne across the sink that we know you just brought from your house, you have different mouthwashes that could have who knows what is in it, and a pile of paper towels. It is annoying because when men go to the bathroom, we are going in there for business and business only. We don’t feel like making awkward conversation with a guy that was just watching us urinate a few feet away. So quit holding our paper towels and expecting a tip for simply squirting soap into our hand and then handing us a paper towel. It should also be a well known rule that if you try to spray us with that bottle of cheap dollar store cologne, we will fight you.
Now that we got all of that off our chest, we want to make sure to tell you about one of the greatest bathroom inventions since the phone being built in next to the john. The C-pump Single Handed Soap Dispenser has given you a way to place soap into your hand using only one hand. Why do you need this ability? Whenever you have to use two hands, you basically place all of the germs on top of what is supposed to be keeping you clean. The other important part is men are lazy and having to physically bring another hand over to pump the soap is tiring. By making this easier and the ability to use one hand, we predict (based on data we completely made up) that the C-pump Single Handed Soap Dispenser will actually increase the amount of men washing their hands by 45%. Click here for image source and where to buy.