The Holidays are coming and that means a few different things. Malls will officially become unbearable in a week. Creepy guys dressed as Santa will make inappropriate comments to your wife. Millions of idiots will gather outside of stores in the freezing cold to just save $50 on the already overpriced crap they’re buying for loved ones. You will be faced with every annoying 2nd cousin you never even knew you had and they will eat your food and drink all of your booze. You will get stuck seeing at least 5 slideshows on an iPad of all the great things somebody’s kid has been doing (and you’re required to care about it).
When you look at all of those awesome things that come with the holidays, you quickly realize that there is probably only one way to get through the holidays and that is a lot of drinking. We aren’t talking they typical drunkenness but fall down Miley Cyrus drunk to be able to stand your Uncle Byron talking about “how the current generation just doesn’t get it”. How can you facilitate that kind of consumption? A standard 30 pack just isn’t good enough and can really do a number on your fingers opening that many beers back to back. We would all like to have a giant keg on tap but that usually isn’t conducive to the decor your wife desires for the house. The Heineken B100 BeerTender shoul have you covered this holiday season. Imagine this as a mini little kegerator with a nice little beer dispenser attached. It also covers the Heineken mini keg so your house doesn’t look like a frat house. The best part is the beer is kept at the most ideal temperature of 37 degrees. The BeerTender manages to keep the beer fresh for up to 30 days so if you crack it open now, you should be good through most of the holiday festivities. Get the Heineken B100 BeerTender today and make cousin Ronnie a little more bearable.