The NFL has put a strict rule on the ladies this football off season which is purses are only limited to clutches or see through zip lock bags. After Gadgets 4 Guys got some clarification on what in the world a clutch was, we realized that the only reason the NFL has put this stupid rule into effect is to stop a crime that every husband makes a wife commit on NFL Sunday’s. They become the liquor smuggler / booze mule for all of the stuff we aren’t able to bring in because the dumb security catches us every time (which makes us more.. dumber).
The one thing that they never seem to look at is when you pull car keys out of your pocket and hold them above your head as you go through the security checkpoint. That means you can put whatever you need to put on the key chain and not many people would notice. So get rid of that Hello Kitty figurine and replace it with the Key Chain Flask filled with whatever hard alcohol you choose. That gives you the ability to spike your $10 coke with a good couple of shots of Jack Daniels and not get caught holding a giant flask (which is then taken away from you). We have learned with the new “safety rules” that the NFL is dead set on getting us to pay for every overpriced item they sell including the booze at the game. If you think that this isn’t enough for you, then save it for the fourth quarter when they shutdown all of the alcohol vendors and break the rule that way.
If you use the Key Chain Flask to stick it to the man (NFL) or just to satisfy your alcoholic tendencies at work, it will do the job. Pull your keys out and have a drink on Gadgets 4 Guys.