So there is a job in the United States that as we are in the middle of 2013 is facing outsourcing. It isn’t our IT infrastructure or call centers but actually lurks in the heart of every bar in America. Your local neighborhood bartender could easily be taken over by the machines. We aren’t talking about a makeup world like Terminator but a world where Jimmy Buffet sings “Wasted Away Again In Margaritaville” magically sparks life to machines that make perfectly measured drinks and lulls you into a deep alcoholic sleep. When you talk about the future like that, we almost forget that bartenders having their jobs taken away by a machine is a bad thing.
Introducing the Margaritaville Mixed Drink Maker for every person out there that is too lazy to make their own drinks. You no longer have to worry about guests being served by an overpaid bartender you rent for those special occasions because the mixed drink maker will do all of that automatically for you. The setup of this gadget is very simple and only requires you to fill up the four spots with liquor and your chose of mixers. Once everything is loaded up you can simply press a button and the drink will automatically be made for you. If you are having trouble selecting one of the 48 concoctions you can press the “I’m feeling lucky” button where a drink will randomly be selected for you. That way when you pass out in the front yard naked, you can just blame it on Jimmy Buffet and his crazy Margaritaville Mixer. You can choose from Rum, Vodka or Tequila to be used in the Mixer (always go Tequila) which means it is super easy to cater to your audience (tequila for the guys and Vodka for the girls) depending on the event you are having at your house that night. We are waiting to see one of these setup with a coin operated slot at bars for when you just can’t wait for the bartender to give you a drink.