Gentlemen, you know what isn’t baller? A one bedroom apartment, a Dodge Neon, and a 24 inch TV. What is the quickest way to start impersonating P. Diddy? How about an ultra modern, eco-friendly, glass fireplace? You have the convenience of being able to place this versatile fireplace just about anywhere due to it’s convenience and size. Nu-Flame has done all of us broke guys a solid and created an awesome new fireplace that is actually pretty affordable and awesome to look at.
Nu-Flame doesn’t just describe the fireplace as an accent piece but instead a “focal” point of any room. The flames seem to rise up out of nowhere and the really convenient thing about the fire is you can actually adjust it. You have a lady friend over and want a very subtle flame that sets the mood, you can have that smaller flame. Ready to throw a big shin-dig in your 800 square foot apartment? Turn up the heat and get that monster flame going but don’t let anybody do any 151 shots around it… You don’t want any lawsuits.
People don’t realize how much they miss a fireplace until they have had one and then lost it. It’s going from a car with leather and switching to the more economical Honda Accord with cloth interior. You expect us to live like a pauper and enjoy it?? We’ll pass and instead keep being that poor baller with the amazing glass contemporary fireplace that everybody talks about when they come over. Trust us, it will be nice for you to have guests focus on the fireplace and not your tiny little TV that people have to squint at in order to watch the game.