“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”
“Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.”
“Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I get to kill something.”
“When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”
These are just a few of the guidelines we like to live our lives by. There could not be more truer spoken words on a regular basis than when Ron Swanson speaks on Parks and Recreation. If Gadgets 4 Guys had infinite amounts of money, we would turn each one of our blog posts in a video of Ron Swanson teaching you how to be a man. Anybody that is speaking to a man sporting a mustache knows to immediately treat him with respect. We take it a step further with Ron Swanson though and basically make it a part of life mantra whenever he gives a golden nugget of advice.
As you can tell, Gadgets 4 Guys takes our obsession with Ron Swanson to the next level but when we saw this awesome statue commemorating one of Ron Swanson’s most famous lines, we had to share it with you. There isn’t much to this gadget other than pure respect if people see it sitting on your desk. If you’re looking for a way to get ahead at work, this would probably be the quickest way to do so. People will see you and know that you only eat breakfast food, that you put above average amounts of salt on everything (including dessert), and that capitalism is God’s way of determining who is rich and who is poor. Click here for image source and where to buy. We will leave you with this quote: “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”