“No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.” Do you know what attracts women more than anything in the world? It isn’t a sports car, it isn’t a mansion, it isn’t even a big giant diamond. The key to getting a woman’s engine to rev is simply buying a cologne that is made of bits of real panther. So this bottle of Sex Panther Cologne we are featuring today isn’t actually made of real panther but it is awesome that you can tell women when they ask what cologne you are wearing that the answer is “Sex Panther”.
The first question that popped into our heads was, “does this stuff actually smell good?”. We can’t confirm first hand but the description did say that this cologne actually smells good which means you can safely get it without making anybody in the office throw up when they smell it. The next question that came to mind was, “how did they get the ok to have the right to sell something with the name Sex Panther?”. We are guessing that they probably had to wrestle Will Ferrell in the Mississippi River with no shirts on in order to get the licensing to use this name for the cologne. We also noticed that Sex Panther doesn’t actually ship anywhere outside of the US which means we are keeping the secret to getting women going in the good ol’ U.S. of A. If you grab a bottle of this and start growing a mustache, you should be on the way to having every lady swooning as you pass by. Grab a bottle and show off your masculinity. Click here for image source.