Look at Bill walking around on his perfect yard in his stupid perfectly manicured bushes and cooking his perfect medium rare hamburgers. You can’t stand Bill and his seemingly perfect life where all of his stuff is just a bit better than yours. His mower cuts a little straighter and goes a bit faster. You have a 60″ TV and he got a 65″ just to make sure his was a bit bigger. What in the world could you get to finally beat Bill and be able to rub it in his face? The answer is a Tactical BBQ Apron that would make 90’s Ah-nold jealous of.
ThinkGeek created a very cool SWAT team outfit lookalike that is actually a cooking apron. You need to ditch the “Kiss The Chef” apron because nobody will ever take that offer up and get one of these. So what all can this incredible apron carry? You can carry spatula’s, tongs, brushes, thermometers, and the most important thing which is your can of beer. The back of the apron actually has “CHEF” printed in SWAT-esque font and will make the neighbor kids think twice about that house party if they only glanced at you. We also know that not one chef is built the same and it is important you can fit into this thing when you get it. So for all of the tubby Gadgets 4 Guys readers out there, the adjustable side strap will get you squeezed into the apron. You can wash it to so it doesn’t look like you actually got into a gun fight with it on a year after having it. We recommend realizing the five or six things you use the most and just keep them hanging in the tactical pockets of the apron (leave enough room for your beer though).
We are continuing our summer time gadget posts and this definitely fits with that trend. Grab your gun, grab your beer, and get the tactical BBQ chef apron on ASAP. Click here for image source and where to buy.