Price: $76.00 (Euros)
Will you have a Martini, shaken not stirred? No, you walk up to that bartender and tell him you want one bourbon, one shot, and one beer. You are no James Bond and never will be so knock that off (girls don’t find it entertaining either). You haven’t seen a six pack since the last time you passed out and your buddies laid 6 empty bottles on your giant gut so Bond has you on the profession, the physique, and the ladies. Gadgets 4 Guys decided to do you a favor though and at least get you on the right track to becoming a suburban James Bond.
The Damned (such an awesome name to start off with) is a Kevlar bullet proof pocket square. The placement of such bullet proofed pocket square happens to usually cover important parts like the heart (which we have heard is important). We would like to remind our readers that not only have we NOT tried this product out, we have not tested the “bullet proof” claim of this product. They also placed a note on the website that while the pocket square is bullet proof, the “impact” of the projectile is likely to “fracture, crack, or break your bones and bruise you”. So I wouldn’t start mouthing off to any gang bangers thinking that this thing will protect you because likely it won’t (plus, what if they shoot you in the face).
So sit back with a Natty Light and smile knowing that for the price of 76 Euro’s (we don’t care about Europeans so we didn’t bother calculating that out) you could become the James Bond of the neighborhood watch. Make sure you get one for Larry (we are guessing on that name but probably right) so while you both patrol the violent suburban neighborhoods after the evening news, you can do so in comfort with a bullet proof pocket square. If anybody actually tests this bad boy out, we would love to hear feedback on how well it did (we are not encouraging you to test it, just feedback if already have).