Sometimes just a simple flask doesn’t scream “I’m a raging alcoholic!” quite enough. Who wants to wait for that slow drain of a boring regular flask and not get a full swig of that wonderful Iowa whiskey (if you understand that, then you understand good whiskey)? The Shot Flask has felt your alcohol pains and developed the Shot Flask. It looks like a regular flask with a cool design in the middle of it but it actually becomes one of the coolest transformers you have ever seen. The circle in the middle comes out and you now have your own shot glass and just became the most popular guy at the tailgate.
The Shot Flask operates under a simple rule: a swig < a shot. There is also another convenient advantage to the shot flask which is minimizing the amount of swapping spit with your friends and buddies. Think about that one friend who takes the super nasty girls out and does way too much kissing on those super nasty girls. Now think about that one friend and realize that he will be the first to ask for a swig from your flask. He will then proceed to wipe his nasty tongue all over the top and hand it back to you. This will happen multiple times and disgust you more and more each time. Wouldn’t it be nice to have the top of the flask be your own and the built in shot glass is what your friends will use? Exactly.
So if you manage to make it past that strict stadium security at the next NFL football game with this amazing piece of hardware, you will probably be the most popular person in the stands. Just be careful and probably not share the shot glass with the mullet guy in jean shorts. Just a general guideline for The Shot Flask.