It’s March and Helen in accounting that sits across the office from you hasn’t stopped rubbing it in that your bracket has fallen apart and she will once again reign supreme if the office pool again. It is a hard pill to swallow and all you think about is how to exact revenge. Do you flub all your numbers when you turn them into her at the end of the month? That would probably get you fired so not a good idea. Do you key Helen’s hot pink Cadillac? She’ll know it is you and you don’t want to pay for that crappy paint job.
Instead, you should spend $40 and get a hold of the ultimate in office warfare called the USB Rocket Launcher. You can see from the picture above that this is one mean piece of machinery. If Tony Stark was in the business of creating weapons to be used in the office, this would be one of his first creations. You simply plug this bad boy into the USB port of your computer and install the needed software (not much). You are then given a series of arrows to maneuver the USB Rocket Launcher and begin to select your target. Once you have the right coordinates you simply click fire and watch the fireworks go from there. This isn’t some sissy rocket launcher that goes three feet and falls apart, this is a gadget that will fire up to 25 feet. You might want to try and avoid hitting anybody in the face but all is fair in love and war (make sure to tell Helen that when you hit her in the eye).
There are a couple of other variations of the USB Rocket Launcher but this one will actually pack a punch when it fires. We have heard rumors that there is an even more souped up version of this gadget that includes a webcam and targeting system making it even more accurate which is scary. We featured this one because it was a little more price conscious and we love the idea of a wildcard (maybe you hit Helen, maybe you hit Ralph in IT).